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Post by matrix on Dec 23, 2012 15:57:29 GMT -5
Hey guys i was thinking you need to have some fun and here we go.
Joke 1 If a Blonde and a Brunette jumped of a building which one would land first the Blonde or Brunette? .......... The Brunette because the Blonde had to ask for Questions.
Joke 2 3 Blondes walked into a bar you think one of them would of seen it.
Joke 3 There was a little kid walking around his house and then he hears his mum saying shit he runs to her and asks "hey mum what does that mean" "Dinner" she replies, he then hears his brother and Sister calling Each other BITCHES and BASTARDS he runs in and says "what does that mean" " Guests" they reply, he then hears his dad say F*** he runs into his dads room and says "what does that mean daddy", daddy replies "getting dressed" and then the little kid hears the door bell ring he races done stairs opens the door and says hello bitches and bastard mum is in the kitchen preparing the shit and dads up stairs getting F***ed.
<3 MatriX
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